Where do you find a birthday present for a cat? In a cat-alogue!
What did one candle say to the other? “Don’t birthdays burn you up?”
The best way to remember your 21st birthday, is not at all. Have fun blacking out.
How can you tell that you’re getting old? You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!
“Were any famous men born on your birthday?” “No, only little babies.”
Why are birthday’s good for you? Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!
I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you.
God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
God loves everyone, but probably prefers “fruits of the spirit” over “religious nuts!”
God grades on the cross, not the curve.
God doesn’t call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
Don’t wait for six strong men to take you to church.
Don’t put a question mark where God put a period.
Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
Be ye fishers of men. You catch them – He’ll clean them.
We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.
A lot of church members who are singing “Standing on the Promises” are just sitting on the premises.
I don’t know why some people change churches; what difference does it make which one you stay home from?
Working for God does not pay much, but His retirement plan is out of this world.
The problem ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.