If we’re all God’s children, what’s so special about Jesus?
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.
I always defend the people I love, even though I’m about as terrifying as a baby penguin.
This is a surprise to no one, but I get sad when celebrities get engaged. It’s like some how, some day, that was going to be my baby daddy.
Baby trust when I say I’m ONE OF A KIND so there ISN’T another ME!
I feel it on my body, baby girl, I’m in the zone. Must be the goose mixed with a little ‘Tron.
Steady hands, just take the wheel… and every glance is killing me. Time to make one last appeal… for the life I lead.
With all this technology above and under, humanity still hunts down one another.
That one liner ‘i’m not drinking too much tonight’ never goes as planned…
I wish that I could make a choice and promise you that I would be yours and make you my number one but baby my heart’s unsure.
Good advice is rarer than rubies.
Whatever advice you give, be brief.
Good things, when short, are twice as good.
When a thing is done, advice comes too late.
Nobody can give you wiser advice than yourself.
To ask and give advice is the cheapest bargain.
Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties.
To accept good advice is but to increase one’s own ability
Good advice usually works best when preceded by a bad scare.
When we ask advice we are usually looking for an accomplice.