“Roses are red, Violets are blue. Garbage is dumped, now so are you.”
“I’ll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow.”
“Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?”
To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
I’m equal part genius, equal part buffoon
Just because you sell lots of records it doesn’t mean to say you`re any good. Look at Phil Collins
Sure I love Liam, but not as much as I love Pot Noodles
I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence
If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion
England and America are two countries separated by a common language
A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it; it would be hell on earth
A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it; it would be hell on earth
Don’t be afraid to go out on a limb. It’s where all the fruit is
It’s useless to hold a person to anything he says while he’s in love, drunk, or running for office
The person who knows how to laugh at himself will never cease to be amused
They say Rome wasn’t built in a day, but I wasn’t on that particular job