Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the ‘Net and he won’t bother you for weeks.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
The geek shall inherit the earth.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
Forget about World Peace…Visualize using your turn signal!
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
Five days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it’s an amusement park
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs
Failure is not an option – it comes bundled with the software.
Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have film.
Everybody repeat after me…”We are all individuals.”
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
Even if the voices are not real, they have some good ideas.
Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery