Whose cruel idea was it for the word “lisp” to have a “s” in it?
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
Which is worse: ignorance or apathy? Who knows? Who cares?
Where there’s a will, I want to be in it!
When you see the handwriting on the wall, you can bet you’re in a public restroom.
When you have an efficient government, you have a dictatorship.
When you don’t know what you are doing, do it neatly.
When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS.
When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.
When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
When I’m not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
When blondes have more fun, do they know it?
When all other means of communication fail, try words.
Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
What the hell, go ahead and put all your eggs in one basket.
What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody else to do.
What I want is all of the power and none of the responsibility.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
What boots up must crash down.