How an engineer writes a program: Start by debugging an empty file…
Home is where the computer is plugged in.
Hit any user to continue.
Hiroshima..45……..Tjernobil..86……..Windows..95….
Hi, my name is Any Key. Please don’t hit me!
Hardware: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.
For any problem there is a solution that is simple, quick, and ultimately worse than the problem.
…..File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
Failure is not an option, it comes bundled with the software.
Excuse me for butting in, but I’m interrupt-driven.
Every time I type ‘win’, I loose …
Every bug you find is the last one.
Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I…
Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
Error: Problem exists between keyboard and chair.
Error:015: Unable to exit Windows. Try the door.
Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue…
Email returned to sender — insufficient voltage.
DOS=HIGH? I knew it was on something!
Don’t let the computer bugs bite!