Well, what did you have for lunch?” I snapped. “Surely that’s not top secret superhero information.”

“You don’t have to be emaciated or vomiting to be suffering. All people who live their lives on a diet are suffering.”

“No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated with any other means.”

“Inspiration is external and motivation is internal. It is up to me to provide the switch and you to flip it on!”

“It is easier to change a man’s religion than to change his diet.”

“Food is an important part of a balanced diet.”

“True discipline is really just self-remembering; no forcing or fighting is necessary.”

“Just think of all those women on the Titanic who said, ‘No thank you’ to desert that night. And for what?!”

“No one wakes up in the morning and says, ‘I want to gain 150 pounds and I will start right now!”

“I hate France. It’s like the whole country’s on a diet”

“You have just dined, and however scrupulously the slaughterhouse is concealed in the graceful distance of miles, there is complicity.”

“Dieting is the only game where you win when you lose!”

“Eat food. Not too much. Mostly plants.”

“I am a better person when I have less on my plate.”

“The individual who says it is not possible should move out of the way of those doing it.”

One should eat to live, not live to eat.

I buy Hefty designer jeans, not at the Gap, at the Gorge.

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

If you really want to be depressed, weigh yourself in grams.

To lengthen your life, shorten your meals.