“I don’t diet and exercise. I eat and train.”

“Eating more consciously now feels like a way of being. I actually think about how my food got to my plate.”

“He settles back with a small handful of cashews; dry-roasted, they have a little acid sting to them, the tang of poison that he likes.”

“You’ve never heard of the tapeworm diet?”

“We are all warned to read labels. The salutary truth is that we shouldn’t be eating anything that has a label on it!”

“When I began a diet a week before my stroke, I never dreamed of such a dramatic result.”

“Pizza tastes better than broccoli and opinion tastes better than news.”

“Your kisses are like miracle fruit that sweetens my life without ruining my diet.”

“You can do ANYTHING you put your mind to!”

“Your body is your body. Learn about it.”

“Your current body is the only body that can take you to your new body—so be kind to it.”

“First, it was a dream to lose weight, then it was a goal, then it became a fight, now it’s a lifestyle.”

“Self-help isn’t really self-help unless someone else is also helping you. We’d like to be that someone.” ― Kenneth Schwarz

“Roselyn lost her taste for bacon momentarily, which was as long as she was ever capable of losing it.”

“I want to weigh less, not through diet and exercise, but by acquiring a faulty scale.”

“I am ready. I have repented my sins and soon I will be in heaven with Christ my savior. Now I must die like a man.”

“What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn’t much better than tedious disease.”

“Becoming vegan is the most important and direct change we can immediately make to save the planet and its species.”

“Any food that requires enhancing by the use of chemical substances should in no way be considered a food.”

“I finally figured out the big, elusive secret to weight loss. Don’t eat! Who knew?”