My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.

Once you lose the weight, you’re really anxious to eat healthy.

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.

Feeding is a very important ritual for me. I don’t trust people who don’t like to eat.

You feel better when you’re eating food that retains nutritional value.

The circuit training program along with a healthy clean diet is the way to excellent results.

Once you have to start counting calories, it takes away from the joy of eating.

In general, mankind, since the improvement of cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires.

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated with any other means.

People have got to learn: if they don’t have cookies in the cookie jar, they can’t eat cookies.

Nothing burns more calories than dancing in 5-inch heels… try it!

The only way you get that fat off is to eat less and exercise more.

Pasta doesn’t make you fat. How much pasta you eat makes you fat.

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not.

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments.

“Stop and reflect on what your diet is doing for you.”

“I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two weeks!”

“If the weight comes from bacon you can so deduct it off the scale total to get your true weight. #science”

“A thin man can squeeze into a fat body, yet you can only squeeze a fat man to become thin”