Keyboard not connected, press F1 to continue.

Keyboard : Instrument used to enter errors into computer.

I wish life has a scroll back buffer.

It works! Now if only I could remember what I did…

It’s not a bug; it’s an undocumented feature.

It said “Insert disk 3…” but only 2 fit.

It is easier to write an incorrect program than understand a correct one.

Is reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Tasking.

In a few minutes a computer can make a mistake so great that it would take many men many months to equal it.

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.

I hit the CTRL key but I’m still not in control!

I haven’t lost my mind; it’s backed up on tape somewhere.

I have a dream: 1073741824 bytes free.

If your computer says, “Printer out of Paper,” this problem cannot be resolved by continuously clicking the “OK” button.

If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax?

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I finally made my stupid computer faster; I dropped it out of the window, and it went really fast.

If a train station is where the train stops, what is a work station?

If at first you don’t succeed, call it version 1.0.

I am a computer, dumber than any human and smarter than an administrator.