I’d never be unfaithful to my wife for the reason that I love my house very much.
My ex-wife is going to hell on a scholarship.
I used to have a speech impediment, but we got divorced.
My wife made me a millionaire. Before she divorced me, I had three million.
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.
When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me… no one showed up.
Alimony: A system wherein two people make a mistake, and one of them keeps on paying for it.
She should get a divorce and settle down.
My wife and I did the Jewish divorce custom where we took a broken glass and we put it back together.
Thou shouldst eat to live, not live to eat.
The cardiologist’s diet: If it tastes good, spit it out.
A diet is the penalty we pay for exceeding the feed limit.
Your stomach shouldn’t be a waist basket.
Don’t dig your grave with your own knife and fork.
I am healthy because of my strict diet. I can eat anything, but I don’t eat everything.
I keep my diet low in carbohydrates and high in protein.
I think I’ve done every crazy diet there was in the beginning, but it’s weird: I’m thinner now than I was when I was modeling. I don’t obsess about it.
My doctor explained that exercise and diet changes might help and that I also might need a medication.
I thought a vegan diet would be too difficult, being on the road so much, but it’s been far easier than I thought.