After five years of marriage, it is devastating to have the person with the good credit move out.
Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.
Divorce: Future tense of marriage.
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
Getting divorced just because you don’t love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible; in a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.
I’m still friends with all my ex’s, apart from my husbands.
The difference between divorce and legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.
When I got divorced, it was group sex. My wife screwed me in front of the jury.
Remarriage is an excellent test of just how amicable your divorce was.
You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
Remarriage is an excellent test of just how amicable your divorce was.
I’m still friends with all my ex’s, apart from my husbands.
It’s better to have loved and lost, then have to live with that bitch for the rest of my life.
Getting divorced just because you don’t love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.
Alimony: the ransom the happy pay to the devil.
I don’t think I’ll get married again; every five years or so, I’ll just find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.
She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.