RAM disk is NOT an installation procedure.
Programmer’s Time-Space Continuum: Programmers continuously space the time.
Programmers don’t die, they just GOSUB without RETURN.
Press CTRL-ALT-DEL to continue….
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit…
Press any key…no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
Owners of digital watches: Your day’s are numbered!
Operator! Trace this call and tell me where I am.
One picture is worth 128K words.
One person’s error is another person’s data.
Of course I know how to copy disks. Where’s the xerox machine?
No matter how much data you add to your laptop, it will not get heavier.
Never say “OOPS!” always say “Ah, Interesting!”
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
Mommy! The cursor’s winking at me!
MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software is Only for Fools and Teenagers.
Melted fruit snacks found on Keyboard. Delete nephew [Y/N]?
Math problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(ln(13e))]-[sin(xy)/2.362x]
Maintenance-free: When it breaks, it can’t be fixed…
MACINTOSH stands for Most Applications Crash If Not The Operating System Hangs.