When I was a child, I had wax in my ears. Dad didn’t take me to the doctor, he used me as a night light.
I go the VA Hospital when I have a problem and the doctor jumps on me.
The happiest moment in my life? When my doctor told me I was completely cured of leukemia.
I went to the doctor last week. I said: ‘Can I have some sleeping pills for the wife?’ He said: ‘Why?’ I said: ‘She’s woke up.’
I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?
That’s what the ‘Doctor’ is about, essentially – having that energy that you just can’t understand.
To wait, for an actor, is not like someone who’s waiting to see the doctor. It’s not the kind of wait where you get bored.
My dear doctor, I am surprised to hear you say that I am coughing very badly, as I have been practicing all night.
Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you.
If a black doctor discovers a cure for cancer, ain’t no hospital going to lock him out.
A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession.
What I’d love to do is every now and then go, ‘Oh my God, I’ve got this amazing idea for ‘Doctor Who.’
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.
I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He’d just pick up the couch and walk out of the room.
The key is to cut out the middleman and empower both doctor and patient with information about what things cost.
‘Doctor Who’ was the first mythology that I learned, before ever I ran into Greek or Roman or Egyptian mythologies.
Your face tells a story and it shouldn’t be a story about your drive to the doctor’s office.
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.
The more ignorant, reckless and thoughtless a doctor is, the higher his reputation soars even amongst powerful princes.
The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir.