Yo mama so fat when she walks in front of the T.V. you miss out on 3 commercials!
Yo Mama so fat, when she sits on a Pound coin, blood rushes out off the Queen’s nose!
Your mama is so fat, that she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
Yo Mama is so fat, the highway patrol made her wear ”Caution! Wide Turns!”
Yo Mama so fat when God said, “Let there be light”, he asked her to move.
Yo Mama is so fat, when she told me her weight I thought it was her phone number.