Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Be unique and different, just say yes.
I’m here. What are your other two wishes?
What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts!
What do you call a very small valentine? A valentiny!
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breathe away.
The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
If I could rearrange alphabets, I would put U and I together.
What did Frankenstein say to his girlfriend? “Be my valenstein!”
What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day? Hogs and kisses!
Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day? Sure, they’re very scent-imental!
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends that an angel has touched me this valentine?
What does a man who loves his car do on February 14? He gives it a valenshine!
Can you give me directions to your heart? I’ve seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.