Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs.

The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches.

The cigarette does the smoking – you’re just the sucker.

One thousand Americans stop smoking every day – by dying.

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.

Smoking helps you lose weight … one lung at a time!

Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?

To stop smoking is very easy. I ought to know, I’ve done it a thousand times.

Smoking doesn’t kill people. People who are trying to quit smoking kill people.

A cigarette is a pipe with a fire at one end and a fool at the other.