Crime has already been organized. Now it’s up to the police.

I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?

You’re old when you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving and I call those people ‘the cops’

Never insult a police officer while they’re doing a body cavity search.

All men are created equal then a few become policemen.

A policeman believes that 50% of people are a waste of good air.

A policeman disbelieves 90% of what he hears and 75% of what he see’s.

Policemen: Where your worst nightmare is just another day at the office.