Help stamp out, eliminate and abolish redundancy!
Bombs don’t kill people, explosions kill people.
How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise MY hand!
Everybody repeat after me: “We are all individuals.”
A dog has an owner. A cat has a staff.
Bureaucrats cut red tape, lengthwise.
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
Isn’t it scary that doctors call what they do “practice”?
Am I ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
The problem with sex in the movies is, that the popcorn usually spills.
Treat each day as your last; one day you will be right.
All power corrupts. Absolute power is pretty neat, though.
A day for firm decisions! Or is it?
Every organization is perfectly designed to get the results they are getting.
Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?
I want patience – AND I WANT IT NOW!!!!
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.