If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids do you want?

I may not be the world’s greatest lover, but number 2 is not bad!

He was a very clumsy lover… so the girl had to put him in her place.

I’m such a terrible lover, I’ve actually given a woman an anti-climax.

Consultant: Someone who knows 101 ways to make love, but can’t get a date.

A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one.

Did you know that all great lovers have bad memories ? …Or did I tell you that already ?

I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover.

Hallmark Card: “I’ve always wanted someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you, I’ve changed my mind.

I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

Love can heal any dying soul.

Love much. Earth has enough of bitter in it

Love is…holding on knowing he loves another.

Love is what makes you smile when you’re tired.

A life without love is like a year without summer

To love another person is to see the face of God

If you judge people, you have no time to love them

Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.