Category Archives: Life One Liners

I started with nothing, and I still have most of it.

My mind’s made up, don’t confuse me with facts.

I got lost in thoughts. It was unfamiliar territory.

I would like to slip into something more comfortable – like a coma.

Sure, I’d love to help you out … now, which way did you come in?

The problem with trouble shooting is that trouble shoots back.