I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
You are my favorite mistake.
Your kid may be an honor student but you’re still an IDIOT!
She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.
Hi! I’m a human being! What are you?
How would you like to feel the way you look?
Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!
He has a mind like a steel trap, always closed!
If I had a face like yours. I’d sue my parents!
Don’t you love nature, despite what it did to you?
Careful now, don’t let your brains go to your head!
As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
I’ve seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!
How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
Keep talking, someday you’ll say something intelligent!
Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?
I know you’re not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be!
How come you’re here? I thought the zoo is closed at night!