Failure is not an option. It’s bundled with your software.
You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes, and you will learn a lot today.
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.
When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.
Under my gruff exterior lies an even gruffer interior.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Jesus loves you, it’s everybody else that thinks you’re an a…
Welcome to Utah: set your watch back 20 years.
Seen it all, done it all, can’t remember most of it.
I love the confidence that makeup gives me.
Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.
When you feel like giving up, remember why you held on for so long in the first place.
Find something you love to do and you’ll never have to work a day in your life.
The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra.
I do it because I can, I can because I want to, I want to because you said I couldn’t.