Laugh alone and the world thinks you’re an idiot
I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot
Four out of five people think the fifth is an idiot.
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
9 out of 10 doctors will agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
Build a machine an idiot can use, and only an idiot will want to use it.
There are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots.
Don’t argue with an idiot, people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
When you are arguing with an idiot, make sure the other person isn’t doing the same thing.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
God must love stupid people. He made SO many.