Laugh alone and the world thinks you’re an idiot
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
A world without war; a dream to some, a nightmare to the arms manufacturers.
One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
According to Newton, nothing can travel at the speed of light. Not even light.
Money isn’t everything…. there’s credit cards, money orders, and traveler’s checks.
Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?