Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
The last thing I want to do is insult you. But it IS on the list.
Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.
Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have.
I don’t have a solution, but I do admire the problem.
Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes?
When your only tool is a hammer, all problems start looking like nails.
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?
A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam.
Who says nothing is impossible?I’ve been doing nothing for years.
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep ’till noon.
Money talks… but all mine ever says is good-bye.
If two wrongs don’t make a right, try three.
Seven days without laughter makes one weak.
There are more men than women in mental hospitals… which just goes to show who’s driving whom crazy.
Is reading in the bathroom considered multi-tasking?
Seen it all. Done it all. Can’t remember most of it.
I don’t have a solution, but I do admire the problem.