His belt size is “Equator”
His cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
You’re so fat you have your own zip code.
She put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Instead of Levi’s 501s he wears Levi’s 1002s.
The back of his neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
When he bungee jumps, he brings down the bridge too
You’re so fat you had to be baptized at WaterWorld.
When she wears a black raincoat, people shout “Taxi!”
When he goes to the zoo the elephants throw HIM peanuts.
His university graduation picture was an aerial photograph.
When she weighs herself the scale says “To be continued…”
His driver’s license says “Picture continued on other side.”
Your brother is so fat he jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Your father is so fat, when you walk around her you get lost.
Your uncle is so fat his car has a “wide load” sticker on it.
Yo mama so fat when she walks in front of the T.V. you miss out on 3 commercials!
Yo Mama so fat, when she sits on a Pound coin, blood rushes out off the Queen’s nose!
Your mama is so fat, that she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
When she steps on a talking weigh-scale, it says “one at a time, please”