Cover me. I’m changing lanes.
Caution! I drive like you do.
I’m not driving fast-just flying low.
I’m just driving this way to get you mad.
I may be driving slow, but I’m in front of you.
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
If you don’t like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.