Category Archives: Driving One Liners

Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-brake on.

I believe in conscientious capitalism; that’s a kind of driving force with me.

Global warming is controversial, of course, but the controversy is mainly over whether human activity is driving it.

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said ‘Parking Fine.’ So that was nice.

I don’t know driving in another way which isn’t risky. Each one has to improve himself. Each driver has its limit. My limit is a little bit further than other’s.

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example.

I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy.

I have nightmares that I’m going to wake up, and everyone’s driving a Prius and living in a condo, and we’re all getting health insurance.

Baseball is like driving, it’s the one who gets home safely that counts.

Religion is capable of driving people to such dangerous folly that faith seems to me to qualify as a kind of mental illness.

It’s like driving a car at night. You never see further than your headlights, but you can make the whole trip that way.

I had to stop drinking, cause I got tired of waking up in my car driving 90.

I bought a new Japanese car. I turned on the radio… I don’t understand a word they’re saying.

There are a lot of female hormones in beer. When I drink five bottles I also can’t drive a car and start behaving illogically.

If you want to change your life significantly just walk to the Mercedes-Benz 600 standing at the junction, take a brick and throw it into the windshield.

Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash? He’s all right now.