Category Archives: Dog One Liners

A dog can express more with his tail in minutes than his owner can express with his tongue in hours.

They [dogs] never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation.

If people were superior to animals, they’d take better care of the world.

If you have men who will exclude any of God’s creatures from the shelter of compassion and pity, you will have men who will deal likewise with their fellow men.

The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated.

Anyone who has accustomed himself to regard the life of any living creature as worthless is in danger of arriving also at the idea of worthless human lives.

Rambunctious, rumbustious, delinquent dogs become angelic when sitting.

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.

If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.”

The greatest love is a mother’s; then a dog’s; then a sweetheart’s.

Of all the things I miss from veterinary practice, puppy breath is one of the most fond memories!

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

Beware of still water, a still dog, and a still enemy.

A righteous man has regard for the life of his beast.

Dogs. They are better than human beings because they know but they do not tell.

A Dog Is The Only Thing On This Earth That Loves YOU More Than He Loves Himself

God sat down for a moment when the dog was finished in order to watch it and to know that it was good, that nothing was lacking, that it could… Read more »

Blessed is the person who has earned the love of an old dog.

Any man who hates dogs and babies can’t be all bad.