Category Archives: Doctor One Liners

Illness is the doctor to whom we pay most heed; to kindness, to knowledge, we make promise only; pain we obey.

Whenever a doctor cannot do good, he must be kept from doing harm.

You’ve probably read in People that I’m a nice guy – but when the doctor first told me I had Parkinson’s, I wanted to kill him.

I’m not a doctor. I just have a tremendous amount of common sense.

You’ve probably read in People that I’m a nice guy – but when the doctor first told me I had Parkinson’s, I wanted to kill him.

Three-quarters of the sicknesses of intelligent people come from their intelligence. They need at least a doctor who can understand this sickness.

The idea of winning a doctor’s degree gradually assumed the aspect of a great moral struggle, and the moral fight possessed immense attraction for me.

I am not a witch doctor, and in fact, you cannot have a witch doctor. You are either a witch or a doctor.

My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down – but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let’s all have another round.

I went to a doctor and told him I felt normal on acid, that I was a light bulb in a world of moths. That is what the manic state… Read more »

My intent was to carry out my duty as a doctor, to end their suffering. Unfortunately, that entailed, in their cases, ending of the life.

I mean some doctor told me I had six months to live and I went to their funeral.

Cancer affects all of us, whether you’re a daughter, mother, sister, friend, coworker, doctor, patient.

It is not the healthy who need a doctor, but the sick. I have not come to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance.

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind; the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity.

My body is dropping so fast, my gynecologist wears a hard hat.