I realized that becoming a doctor, I can only help a small community. But by becoming a politician, I can help my whole country.
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Time is generally the best doctor.
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
I’m not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.
A teacher must believe in the value and interest of his subject as a doctor believes in health.
My doctor told me I would never walk again. My mother told me I would. I believed my mother.
When I was born, the doctor looked at my mother and said, ‘Congratulations, you have an actor!’
I wanted to be a doctor when I was little, so I’m okay with blood and guts.
‘Doctor Who’ is one of those things that stays with you throughout your career, and I’m very happy with that.
The best doctor is the one you run to and can’t find.
You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating class? They call him ‘Doctor.’
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office was full of portraits by Picasso.
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn’t pay the bill he gave me six months more.
A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
My doctor told me I shouldn’t work out until I’m in better shape. I told him, ‘All right; don’t send me a bill until I pay you.’
You may not be able to read a doctor’s handwriting and prescription, but you’ll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.
When a man goes through six years training to be a doctor he will never be the same. He knows too much.