My dear doctor, I am surprised to hear you say that I am coughing very badly, as I have been practicing all night.

Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you.

If a black doctor discovers a cure for cancer, ain’t no hospital going to lock him out.

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession.

What I’d love to do is every now and then go, ‘Oh my God, I’ve got this amazing idea for ‘Doctor Who.’

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.

I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He’d just pick up the couch and walk out of the room.

The key is to cut out the middleman and empower both doctor and patient with information about what things cost.

‘Doctor Who’ was the first mythology that I learned, before ever I ran into Greek or Roman or Egyptian mythologies.

Your face tells a story and it shouldn’t be a story about your drive to the doctor’s office.

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.

The more ignorant, reckless and thoughtless a doctor is, the higher his reputation soars even amongst powerful princes.

The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir.

When a doctor does go wrong he is the first of criminals. He has nerve and he has knowledge.

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing.

Joy, temperance, and repose, slam the door on the doctor’s nose.

I wanted to be a doctor that I might be able to work without having to talk because for years I had been giving myself out in words.

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The doctor who diagnosed me with ALS, or motor neuron disease, told me that it would kill me in two or three years.

Even if the doctor does not give you a year, even if he hesitates about a month, make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week.