Don’t just stand there, idiot. Call a doctor, and then help me find a nose.

Passion, you see, can be destroyed by a doctor. It cannot be created.

Medical decisions have been politicized. What doctor wants a state legislator in his consulting room?

Every viewer who ever turned on ‘Doctor Who’ has taken him into his heart. He belongs to all of us.

Music’s not like becoming a doctor, who can walk into a community and find people who need him.

I regret to this day that I never went to college. I feel I should have been a doctor.

Job-wise, I did have a moment of panic that I should have been a doctor a few years ago, but I hate when people vomit.

To finally get that call from the doctor that you’re pregnant and you’re having a baby…. It was just another world.

My doctor told me that I’m old, fat, and ugly, but none of those things is going to kill me immediately.

That’s metaphysics, my dear fellow. It’s forbidden me by my doctor, my stomach won’t take it.

That’s another piece of advice: Don’t go to college; follow your dreams. Unless you’re a doctor – then go to college.

The doctor must have put my pacemaker in wrong. Every time my husband kisses me, the garage door goes up.

I’m 86 and my doctor used to tell me to slow down – at least he did until he dropped dead.

When I was a child, I had wax in my ears. Dad didn’t take me to the doctor, he used me as a night light.

I go the VA Hospital when I have a problem and the doctor jumps on me.

The happiest moment in my life? When my doctor told me I was completely cured of leukemia.

I went to the doctor last week. I said: ‘Can I have some sleeping pills for the wife?’ He said: ‘Why?’ I said: ‘She’s woke up.’

I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?

That’s what the ‘Doctor’ is about, essentially – having that energy that you just can’t understand.

To wait, for an actor, is not like someone who’s waiting to see the doctor. It’s not the kind of wait where you get bored.