I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn’t pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I’ve only been jogging once and feel ten years older already.