Category Archives: Divorce One Liners

Divorce these days is a religious vow, as if the proper offspring of marriage.

Divorce is one of the most financially traumatic things you can go through. Money spent on getting mad or getting even is money wasted.

Obamacare is making people divorce so they can afford it. And divorce hurts women and the children, and that is Obamacare and their War on Women.

Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash.

Lawyers know how to take isolated complaints in a divorce case and build them into one big one.

Divorce is a declaration of independence with only two signers.

Divorce isn’t the child’s fault. Don’t say anything unkind about your ex to the child, because you’re really just hurting the child.

When people divorce, it’s always such a tragedy. At the same time, if people stay together it can be even worse.

Christ and The Church: If he were to apply for a divorce on the grounds of cruelty, adultery and desertion, he would probably get one.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Children must be considered in a divorce considered valuable pawns in the nasty legal and financial contest that is about to ensue.

In Palm Springs, they think homelessness is caused by bad divorce lawyers.

I don’t see divorce as a failure. I see it as the end to a story. In a story, everything has an end and a beginning.

I had a really good childhood up until I was nine, then a classic case of divorce really affected me.

Once you love something, you can never stop loving it. Even after a divorce, the heart will not stop loving.

Divorce is never a pleasant experience. You look upon it as a failure. But I learned to be a different person once we broke up. Sometimes you learn more from… Read more »

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage.

A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there’s less of you.

How I Love Lucy was born? We decided that instead of divorce lawyers profiting from our mistakes, we’d profit from them.