Category Archives: Divorce One Liners

It’s like when a guy gets a divorce from his wife. You part ways. That’s what I did with The Beach Boys.

Divorce isn’t one-sided, and I am by no means perfect. Becoming accountable for my role in the relationship was very empowering.

Once when I was working for the Daily News, I was summoned back to work from vacation because Donald Trump announced he was getting a divorce.

My parents’ divorce made an important change in my life. It affected me.

It was tough being a single mom. It was tough being in a divorce with children. Very, very hard.

I used to think that divorce meant failure, but now I see it more as a step along the path of self-realization and growth.

I was so devastated by my second divorce that I had a nervous breakdown.

I don’t think anybody whose ever been divorced can tell you divorce is easy or fun or feels like anything other than a tremendous failure.

When I get married, it will be for life – divorce is not an option.

I’ll say this: The media wasn’t invited to my marriage, and they’re definitely not invited into the divorce.

Divorce is one of the key predictors of poverty for a child growing up in a home that’s broken.

To get over my divorce, I got a prescription to live at the Playboy Mansion for a while.

As far as my divorce goes, I love my family and I love my wife to death and I just don’t know what tomorrow’s going to bring.

Divorce can be crazy. Man, if you’re happy… Love is a beast, man. Hold on. Be prepared for any way it may go, and be honest.

The mere thought of divorce terrified me. To me, divorce symbolized failure.

I come from divorce. I’m only doing marriage once. It’s not a game for me.

You can’t really divorce yourself and your life from the world you live in.

Well, after the divorce, I went home and turned all the lights on!

The biggest financial pitfall in life is divorce. And the biggest reason for divorce is marriage.