French fries. I love them. Some people are chocolate and sweets people. I love French fries. That and caviar.

I never diet. I smoke. I drink now and then. I never work out.

I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two weeks.

I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward.

I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two weeks.

Cereal eating is almost a marker for a healthy lifestyle. It sets you up for the day, so you don’t overeat.

I drink Diet Coke from the minute I get up to the minute I go to bed.

I don’t eat junk foods and I don’t think junk thoughts.

Health food makes me sick.

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.

Once you lose the weight, you’re really anxious to eat healthy.

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.

Feeding is a very important ritual for me. I don’t trust people who don’t like to eat.

You feel better when you’re eating food that retains nutritional value.

The circuit training program along with a healthy clean diet is the way to excellent results.

Once you have to start counting calories, it takes away from the joy of eating.

In general, mankind, since the improvement of cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires.

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated with any other means.

People have got to learn: if they don’t have cookies in the cookie jar, they can’t eat cookies.

Nothing burns more calories than dancing in 5-inch heels… try it!