Category Archives: Diet One Liners

Avoid any diet that discourages the use of hot fudge.

More die in the United States of too much food than of too little.

I’ve decided that perhaps I’m bulimic and just keep forgetting to purge

Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.

Bad diet advice: DO WHAT YOU ARE GOOD AT. LET’S SEE, I’M GOOD AT COOKING. I’M GOOD AT EATING.

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet.

A seafood diet is the best: whenever you see food, eat it.

A kid’s idea of a balanced diet is a hamburger in each hand.

My wife is on a well-known diet plan… so far she’s lost $300.

If you fatten up everyone else around you, then you look thinner.

A diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight.

If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.

Equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is a balanced diet.