“First, it was a dream to lose weight, then it was a goal, then it became a fight, now it’s a lifestyle.”

“Self-help isn’t really self-help unless someone else is also helping you. We’d like to be that someone.” ― Kenneth Schwarz

“Roselyn lost her taste for bacon momentarily, which was as long as she was ever capable of losing it.”

“I want to weigh less, not through diet and exercise, but by acquiring a faulty scale.”

“I am ready. I have repented my sins and soon I will be in heaven with Christ my savior. Now I must die like a man.”

“What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn’t much better than tedious disease.”

“Becoming vegan is the most important and direct change we can immediately make to save the planet and its species.”

“Any food that requires enhancing by the use of chemical substances should in no way be considered a food.”

“I finally figured out the big, elusive secret to weight loss. Don’t eat! Who knew?”

Well, what did you have for lunch?” I snapped. “Surely that’s not top secret superhero information.”

“You don’t have to be emaciated or vomiting to be suffering. All people who live their lives on a diet are suffering.”

“No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated with any other means.”

“Inspiration is external and motivation is internal. It is up to me to provide the switch and you to flip it on!”

“It is easier to change a man’s religion than to change his diet.”

“Food is an important part of a balanced diet.”

“True discipline is really just self-remembering; no forcing or fighting is necessary.”

“Just think of all those women on the Titanic who said, ‘No thank you’ to desert that night. And for what?!”

“No one wakes up in the morning and says, ‘I want to gain 150 pounds and I will start right now!”

“I hate France. It’s like the whole country’s on a diet”

“You have just dined, and however scrupulously the slaughterhouse is concealed in the graceful distance of miles, there is complicity.”