COMMAND: A suggestion made to a computer.

Home is where the computer is plugged in.

I used to have a life, then I got a computer!

Press any key…no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!

UNIX: when you can’t afford the very best

RAM DISK is not an installation procedure!

Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (T)hrowup

Bad Command or File Name. Good try, though.

Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C mean?.

One person’s error is another person’s data.

Programming is an art form that fights back.

Evolution is God’s way of issuing upgrades.

Real programmers use: COPY CON PROGRAM.EXE.

(A)bort, (R)etry, (T)ake down entire network?

But I don’t have an “any key” on my computer!

Windows isn’t a virus, viruses do something.

Cannot load Windows 95, Incorrect DOS Version.

Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue…

To be, or not to be, those are the parameters.

Be aware of Programmers who carry screwdrivers.