Why do we want intelligent terminals when there are so many stupid users?

Why do they call this a word processor? It’s simple, … you’ve seen what food processors do to food, right?

All you need to know is the user interface.

Computers: Working daily to make the human brain obsolete.

A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.

Hit any user to continue.

PC users swear at their PC.

The Computer made me do it.

This time it will surely run.

The more I C, the less I see.

(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer?

One picture is worth 128K words.

To go forward, you must backup.

Bugs come in through open Windows.

Feel lucky???? Update your software!.

Any program that runs right is obsolete.

Bug? That’s not a bug, that’s a feature.

Computer programmers do it byte by byte.

ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!

Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic