Bad or missing mouse driver. Spank the cat [Y/N]?

Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic

A user will find any interface design intuitive…with enough practice.

A user friendly computer first requires a friendly user.

As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.

ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!

A program is never finished until the programmer dies.

A Life? Cool! Where can I download one of those from?

A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.

A paperless office has about as much chance as a paperless bathroom.

Any program that runs right is obsolete.

Any programming language is at its best before it is implemented and used.

All computers wait at the same speed.

Air conditioned environment – Do not open Windows!

Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.

A computer scientist is someone who fixes things that aren’t broken.

A computer’s attention span is as long as its power cord.

According to my calculations the problem doesn’t exist.

A bug in the code is worth two in the documentation.

You forgot to do your backup 16 days ago. Tomorrow you’ll need that version.