…..File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
Failure is not an option, it comes bundled with the software.
Excuse me for butting in, but I’m interrupt-driven.
Every time I type ‘win’, I loose …
Every bug you find is the last one.
Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I…
Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
Error: Problem exists between keyboard and chair.
Error:015: Unable to exit Windows. Try the door.
Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue…
Email returned to sender — insufficient voltage.
DOS=HIGH? I knew it was on something!
Don’t let the computer bugs bite!
Don’t hit the keys so hard, it hurts.
Don’t document the program; program the document.
Don’t compute and drive; the life you save may be your own.
Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
Disclaimer: Any errors in spelling, tact, or fact are transmission errors.
Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C mean?
Crashing is the only thing windows does quickly.