Is reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Tasking.

In a few minutes a computer can make a mistake so great that it would take many men many months to equal it.

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.

I hit the CTRL key but I’m still not in control!

I haven’t lost my mind; it’s backed up on tape somewhere.

I have a dream: 1073741824 bytes free.

If your computer says, “Printer out of Paper,” this problem cannot be resolved by continuously clicking the “OK” button.

If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax?

If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce today would cost $100, get a million miles to the gallon, and explode once a year,… Read more »

I finally made my stupid computer faster; I dropped it out of the window, and it went really fast.

If a train station is where the train stops, what is a work station?

If at first you don’t succeed, call it version 1.0.

I am a computer, dumber than any human and smarter than an administrator.

How an engineer writes a program: Start by debugging an empty file…

Home is where the computer is plugged in.

Hit any user to continue.

Hiroshima..45……..Tjernobil..86……..Windows..95….

Hi, my name is Any Key. Please don’t hit me!

Hardware: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.

For any problem there is a solution that is simple, quick, and ultimately worse than the problem.