Buy a Pentium IV 2GHz so you can reboot faster.
Trojan: Storage device for replicating codes…
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)nfluence with large hammer.
Bad command or filename. Go stand in the corner.
Do files get embarrassed when they get unzipped?
I hit the CTRL key but I’m still not in control!
It said “Insert disk #3”, but only two will fit!
Bad or missing mouse driver. Spank the cat [Y/N]?
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
Email returned to sender — insufficient voltage.
Who’s General Failure & why’s he reading my disk?
Air conditioned environment – Do NOT open Windows!
If at first you don’t succeed, call it version 1.0
Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I…
Life would be much easier if I had the source code.
Computer Science: solving today’s problems tomorrow.
Multitasking: Screwing up several things at once…
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit…
Willyoupleasehelpmefixmykeyboard?Thespacebarisbroken!
A program is never finished until the programmer dies.