Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears this is true.
Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
One nice thing about egotists – they don’t talk about other people.
The one good thing about repeating your mistakes is that you know when to cringe.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
OK, who stopped payment on my reality check?
OK, so what’s the speed of dark?
Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
Not afraid of heights — afraid of widths.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
The new Congressmen say they’re going to turn the government around. I hope I don’t get run over again.
Never worry about theory as long as the machinery does what it’s supposed to do.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
Never underestimate the power of a small tactical nuclear weapon.
Never try to outstubborn a cat.
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
Never tell a lie unless it is absolutely convenient.