Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
Sure you can trust the government – just ask an Indian!
Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have.
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
Subtlety is the art of saying what you think and getting out of the way before it is understood.
Stupidity got us into this mess — why can’t it get us out?
Stop repeat offenders. Don’t re-elect them!
Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you’ll have to catch up.
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let him sleep.
Sometimes I think I understand everything, but then I regain consciousness.
Some people are like blisters. They don’t show up until the work is done.
Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
he’s always late. Her ancestors arrived on the JuneFlower.
The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.
Serving coffee on aircraft causes turbulence.
Serenity through viciousness.