Cover me. I’m changing lanes.
Caution! I drive like you do.
Horn broken. Watch for finger.
I brake for no apparent reason.
This is not an abandoned vehicle.
Answer my prayers. Steal this car.
I’m not driving fast-just flying low.
I’m just driving this way to get you mad.
I may be driving slow, but I’m in front of you.
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
If you don’t like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
There are two kinds of pedestrians…the quick and the dead.
When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
If you don’t like the news, go out and make some.