Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have film.
Everybody repeat after me…”We are all individuals.”
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
Even if the voices are not real, they have some good ideas.
Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
Do not walk beside me, either; just leave me the hell alone.
Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Don’t sweat the petty things….or pet the sweaty things
Don’t piss me off! I’m running out of places to hide the bodies.
Don’t meet trouble halfway; it’s quite capable of making the whole journey.
Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
Do pediatricians play miniature golf on Wednesdays?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie!’ till you can find a rock.